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Wed, Oct. 10th, 2007 11:09 pm
On How I'm Not Registered As A Sex Offender Even Though I May Look The Part


Bit by bit I've been shaving off pieces of my beard to achieve the baby face image again. My mom wants to see her little boy in a grown-up body so at my family reunion this weekend, I will clean up nicely. Since LA, my facial hair has been in various stages of experimentation. Next stop, Mustacheville. I have a hard time looking at myself in the mirror without getting a chill.



pimpy
What smells? Oh, just my mustache.

No you didn't see me on that show about the sex offenders.
No, you haven't seen me on To Catch a Predator. My episode hasn't aired yet.

album cover of the year
This should be the album cover to my Christian metal masterpiece.

Tags:
Current Mood: sleaze-ball-ish
Current Music: "Run Linda Run" from the Deep Throat Soundtrack

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puckotg22
puckotg22
puckotg22
Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)

ugh...that is creepy....I hate mustaches!!


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bearzbub
bearzbub
Bearzbub
Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007 03:57 am (UTC)

Offf, I'm in bed in my head.


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profundis
profundis
Mikey
Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007 04:32 am (UTC)

I'm afraid I'd have to tell my Mom I'll shave mine when she shaves hers.


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bookbear
bookbear
Karl
Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007 04:55 am (UTC)

I was thinking more like an extra from the "Sabotage" video.


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gotmoof
gotmoof
Wisconsin Kow
Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007 05:16 am (UTC)

You look like an escapee from the 70s.

In a kinky sort of way.


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growler_south
growler_south
Growler
Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007 06:33 am (UTC)

My mom wants to see her little boy in a grown-up body

Not wanting to diss you or upset your mom, but this sentence, as a justification for shaving *anything*, just makes me feel ooky inside.

Fine, so I have issues.


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ridledidle
ridledidle
Matthew
Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007 11:09 am (UTC)

Yum!

Can I taste it?


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brianmn
brianmn
Brian
Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007 11:43 am (UTC)

I like how it frames your dirty cocksucking lips.


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kingfuraday
kingfuraday
B r i a n
Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007 06:12 pm (UTC)

Hipster!


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madame_liscious
madame_liscious
cunt a liscious, Momma, Slut-Puppy #7, Girl
Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007 07:20 pm (UTC)

um...well...i kinda LOVE IT!!! and by "love it" - i mean in that perverted uncle molester kind of a way. in which case, i'm oddly attracted to you and your stache.


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swtcarmelcandi
swtcarmelcandi
swtcarmelcandi
Mon, Oct. 15th, 2007 01:28 pm (UTC)

i love how you put the photo of my fav one...hehe


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