On How I'm Not Registered As A Sex Offender Even Though I May Look The Part
Bit by bit I've been shaving off pieces of my beard to achieve the baby face image again. My mom wants to see her little boy in a grown-up body so at my family reunion this weekend, I will clean up nicely. Since LA, my facial hair has been in various stages of experimentation. Next stop, Mustacheville. I have a hard time looking at myself in the mirror without getting a chill.
What smells? Oh, just my mustache.
No, you haven't seen me on To Catch a Predator. My episode hasn't aired yet.
This should be the album cover to my Christian metal masterpiece.
Tags:do you like ice cream? Current Mood: sleaze-ball-ish Current Music: "Run Linda Run" from the Deep Throat Soundtrack
um...well...i kinda LOVE IT!!! and by "love it" - i mean in that perverted uncle molester kind of a way. in which case, i'm oddly attracted to you and your stache.